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Last login: 4 months agoJunkboxjewelry: Jessica is a 28 year old married woman from New Bruunswick, New Jersey, USA.; Likes 1 page • 2 fans; Member since Nov 28, 2007

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Mar 2, 12:48am: Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Etsy :: JunkBox Jewelry: Dec 19, 2007 12:02am 1 review jewelry
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5340088; great prices, funky fun jewelry

Dec 2, 2007 2:00am: Ray Charles - Ring of Fire on the Johnny Cash Show- best version ever.
youtube.com/watch [youtube.com/watch]

Nov 30, 2007 11:05pm: I love this jewelry site their stuff is so funky.
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Nov 30, 2007 11:02pm: The movie spoiler...
Discover the endings to most current films and movies now playing in theaters! Warning, every film listed has major spoilers, the movie will be spoiled.
themoviespoiler.com [themoviespoiler.com]

Nov 30, 2007 10:52pm: This is quite evil but.... It's called rotten dead pool, you pick ten people who you think will die in the next year. At the end of the year they tell you who ranked the highest.
deadpool.rotten.com [deadpool.rotten.com]